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sicsemperparatus:

shoothikedrinkfuck:

Lil bear’s scared of the ocean 😟

What a stud

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via phukers)

fiyero-where-are-you:

brendon urie turning all the straight boys gay

(via terriblethingz)

wifibox:

highlight of my day

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

(via natnat5959)

gnarly:

when your friend is sad and you dont really know what to do or say

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(via natnat5959)